our kids

so i've been writting some things down that we have been cracking up about with our kids. I'll start with Mylee:
~You need to take a nap Mylee. "I can't mom." She is always telling me she can't
~She'll run out of her room right after I put her down for a nap saying "I awake mom"
~Whenever she is doing anything, she'll say to me "I ok mom"
~Now I purposly drive over a dip fast or tap my breaks alittle fast so that I can here a little voice in the back seat say "be careful mom" or "hold on"
~She has to announce to the world whenever me, dad or her farts or burps! It's always "I burp mom"
~The other sunday in sacrament someone smelt stinky. I whispered to Mylee, "did you poop?" In her not so quiet voice she announces to the world "I just farted mom." I about died!
~I asked her to clean up Dereks toys that she loves to spill. I told her I would count and see how fast she can go. (That usually works) She looked at me and said "no mom it's your turn."
~She will tell us please and thank you for EVERYTHING!
~I was sitting in my chair in my room feeding Derek. Mylee kept shutting the door and I asked her not too. She looked at me and said "your mean mom." I started laughing and said "what?" She looked at me again with a dirty look and said "your mean mom." I about died! When did she get big enough to know that?
~The other day we were driving to go to dinner and she said "I'm gonna kick your butt dad." We looked at each other and started laughing. Layne said it back to her and she said "I'm gonna kick your butt hard!" She is getting too smart! We need to watch what we say!
~Layne was home with them and I was gone doing errands. She told her dad that she had a turd in her pocket and he just kept working. About ten minutes later he smelt something stinky. He thought it was the dog. Mylee came walking over to him and said "dad your mean" He started laughing and asked why and she said "I got a turd in my pocket" She was mad at him for making her stay in it. Yes I should work on potty training her but I'm too lazy! We get a kick out of this little girl right now. We probably should start teaching her better manners but it is kinda funny.

My sweetest little boy Derek! I can't believe he is almost 5months! Time flies too fast it makes me want to cry! Some things he is loving right now:
~He loves you to move his legs like he is walking. It must get his gas moving cause he almost always lets out big ones when I do this!
~Anytime, and I mean anytime you look at him he gives you the biggest grin! He lights up!
~He loves when you hold him above your head! He brings his knees into his stomach and starts giggling!
~He loves his thumb! Any chance he gets it is in his mouth. We pull it out and put his binkie in and he will plop it out and stick his thumb in!
~He is needing so much more attention now. Loves to watch his sister.
~He will smile and laugh almost everytime Mylee gets right in his face.
~He loves to be played with rough. He gets laughing so hard.
~His legs are gigantic!! He has so many rolls and cottage cheese all over them! He has no knees or ankles cause of his fat rolls!
I love this boy so much! I don't know what I would do without him! He is the happiest boy ever! He is so dang good too. He has brought so much to our little family. I am so greatful for the two little blessing that we have in our lives. I really don't know what I would do without them. I love them both so much!